i just realised ladders are portable stairs and that stairs are the acoustic version of elevators
If you love your children don’t let them get an email address in the fifth grade
vine is great because my attention span is literally six seconds
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Mr. Feeny was one of the best teachers I ever had.
If you don’t know who Mr. Feeny is, gtfo
If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
Good news calls for flowers thanks babe xoxo #excitement #flowers #boyfriend #luckygirl
THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN
Wilford Brimley in cat form.
american horror story: asylum